G: Auntie Cynthia, are you four?
Me: Gabriela, your friend Olivia is four. How old do you think Auntie Cynthia is?
G (after much thought): A hundred???? ... Can you drive?!??!
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"Are Nana and Papa going to have a piñata at their birthday party?"
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"Okay, I'm going now but I'll be back in a few whiles!"
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"But I don't want Auntie Cynthia to go to Switzerland because then I won't be able to cuddle with her!!"
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"Mommy, I want to be a kid forever. I don't want to grow up because then my dresses won't fit me anymore" (for the record, she hardly ever even wears her dresses!)
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(as we are laying in bed trying to fall asleep)
"Actually, how about we talk about mammals in the jungle"
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"But Mommy, I don't have a lot of cards in MY wallet, so you need to share"
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"I super, duper, really want to cuddle with you!!!" (how can I say no to that???)
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As we were walking into Costco, I asked Lane to take his AmEx out, G explained:
"And we ask 'do you take american express' and the workers always say no!"
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"Do workers sleep?"
1 comment:
Please tell Gabriela that I will definitely talk about mammals in the jungle, any time she wants.
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