Our friend is having a baby girl soon, and for the shower they asked that we write little notes for the baby or the mama to put in the baby book. Gabriela wrote a little book called How to Take Care of Your Baby Girl with earth shattering baby care advice.
"So, you put some clothes on the baby and then give her some milk. If she cries, give her a diaper change and make sure to give her a nap. After her nap, give her some milk and hang all the dirty diapers on the clothes line."
"Don't cough at the baby or the baby will get really sick. You can change the baby's diaper. You can pat her on the back. Most of all, she will want milk. When she is 1, you should probably change her diaper. It might be poo poo or pee pee. When she is 2, make sure to feed her her breakfast, like cereal. When she is 3, you want you can water some plants with her. You can put lipstick on her and help her go potty. She might like to eat pizza or go to Fairyland."
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